NEWS BULLETIN
Watch this space for product drops, issue previews, editorial dispatches from Cedar Hollow, and the occasional Bailey Incident Report.
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September 14, 2026
— TRIPLE DIGITS
We hit 100 listings on Etsy yesterday. One hundred. A number that felt very small when we started the spreadsheet and very large now that we're staring at it.
No confetti, no cake — just a ton of open tabs and someone quietly taking a screenshot before Etsy could change its mind.
→ Take a look around and shop on Etsy:
August 21, 2026
— The weather forecast predicted sunshine.
It has been raining for five days.
August 21, 2026
— The weather forecast predicted sunshine. It has been raining for five days.
August 9, 2026
— NEW CATEGORY: SCENTED CANDLES
Yes, we're launching candles in the middle of summer, which makes no seasonal sense.
But somewhere out there is a very specific, autumn-loving kind of person — perpetually cold, already halfway into a sweater in their head — who has been waiting for cozy season since roughly March.
The first cool morning can happen ANYTIME now.
And when it does, we're ready.
→ Find our candles on Etsy. This one is for pastry lovers on a rainy Saturday:
July 28, 2026
— HOW TO JOIN THE COFFEE CLUB
We get asked a lot how to become a member of the Cedar Hollow Coffee Club.
The application process is more involved than people expect. It requires: showing up. That's it. That's the whole application.
Membership is retroactively confirmed the moment you own at least one Coffee Club piece — hoodie, mug, shirt, beanie, tote, doesn't matter which. No card, no dues, no secret handshake. Though if you'd like to invent one, we're open to suggestions.
→ Explore our Cedar Hollow Coffee Club favorites on Etsy — part of the Roastery Collection:
July 14, 2026
— REVIEW OF THE DAY [UNOFFICIALLY]
Overheard in Cedar Hollow:
"Ordered this for my sister. She now refuses to speak to anyone before her coffee is finished. 10/10, ruined her mornings, would buy again."
We've decided to take this as the highest possible [hypothetical] compliment and have not asked any follow-up questions.
June 19, 2026
— THE FIRST NINE
Nine listings went live this week. Nine. We counted them approximately forty times each.
Somewhere between listing four and listing five, someone suggested maybe we should stop refreshing the page every ten minutes to see if anyone had looked at them yet.
That suggestion was, for the record, ignored.
June 5, 2026
— FIRST COLLAB PROPOSAL RECEIVED
Two days after launching our website, Mr. Mladshoiseo Mladshoi reached out asking:
"SEO RANK TOP SERVICE PACKAGE?"
It's nice to know we're being taken seriously.
We'd also like to thank him for believing in us before most of our relatives did.
May 27, 2026
— Bailey stole a croissant from a photoshoot.
She still insists, the Intern took it.
May 27, 2026
— Bailey stole a croissant from a photoshoot. She still insists, the Intern took it.
April 13, 2026
– Noah suggested improvements to "the brown coffee" recipe.
The feedback has been filed accordingly.
April 13, 2026
– Noah suggested improvements to "the brown coffee" recipe. The feedback has been filed accordingly.
March 29, 2026
– Someone left a handwritten note in French beside the sugar jars.
Maggie has classified it as either poetry or a complaint.
March 29, 2026
– Someone left a handwritten note in French beside the sugar jars. Maggie has classified it as either poetry or a complaint.
March 17, 2026
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
– Karaoke Night concluded without major structural damage.
Noah chose Nothing Compares 2 U.
Bailey began howling at the end of first chorus.
Most of the crew had already accepted the situation. Unfortunately, a Japanese tourist unexpectedly provided the backing vocals from second verse onward.
David visibly struggled to remain neutral.
March 17, 2026
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
– Karaoke Night concluded without major structural damage.
Noah chose Nothing Compares 2 U.
Bailey began howling at the end of first chorus.
Most of the crew had already accepted the situation.
Unfortunately, a Japanese tourist unexpectedly provided the backing vocals from second verse onward.
David visibly struggled to remain neutral.
February 23, 2026
– There is ongoing disagreement about whether the last light in the kitchen was left on by Ray or by the building itself.
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[tbc]
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With love from Cedar Hollow.
